Love Me Some Zombies

Intertitle from the AMC television program The...

Intertitle from the AMC television program The Walking Dead (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I have to admit, I wasn’t a big fan of The Walking Dead, the teevee show, when it started. I watched it, of course, but I mostly watched the last five minutes when the characters stopped sitting around whining and did something. Then Glen Mazarra got promoted.

I hated the move at first, but that was because the studio suits had orchestrated the change in a particularly dickish manner. But after the end of Season 2 I was sold on Mazarra. He got rid of much of the sitting and whining and revealed the real threat – the zombified humans.

Now I really need to get around to reading the novels.


The false “debate” about SOPA

Hollywood and some “quisling” artists want us to believe that intellectual property theft is pervasive, and that we must urge Washington to pass SOPA. They have been so skillful at spreading their alarmist propaganda (it is Hollywood, after all, the birthplace of modern propaganda) they even have a friend of mine convinced that if she starts a blog thieves will steal and sell her posts.

I did not make her up. And she’s not stupid, just very suggestible.

Hollywood liberals and Washington DC conservatives might seem like two different species, but in reality they are two sides to the very same coin. (Look at a coin. See that it has two completely different sides?) Both Hollywood and DC are cities that exist to feed – and exploit – people’s fears. They manufacture fear like Detroit manufactures cars – on an assembly line and according to a schedule, and despite popular opinion they operate more in concert than in opposition. They use fear like any predator does – to get the prey animals (that’s us) to react in predictable ways: noise on the left startles prey into moving to the right (or vice versa, which is the DC scaremongering model) while noise in front (horror movies, Hollywood’s specialty) scatters the herd – so they lose the advantage of numbers.

Of course, we prey animals don’t always act upon instinct. After all, we are not that different physiologically from the predators who exploit us, but they have tamed us enough with entertainment and false camaraderie – Hollywood’s other product, the one designed to lull us into complacency so they can ensure we remain prey between bouts of fear-induced panic.

So fear-mongering doesn’t always work as intended. But if the fear the predators manufacture doesn’t succeed in getting the prey into moving in the direction they want, they wait a few weeks or months and try again. Sooner or later we will go where they want and do what they want.

Which is why the SOPA arguments are so interesting. Hollywood wanted it; DC tried, but the herd didn’t tack as directed. We seem stubbornly resistant to this particular fear-mongering. No matter. As Chris Dodd says in this interview,

Here’s the good news: No one’s arguing about whether the theft of intellectual property needs to be dealt with. The question becomes, how?

[The technology community] globalized the issue, made it [about] freedom of speech and breaking the Internet. It’s [rather] a question of whether the hard work of the creative community ought to be protected.

Who is Chris Dodd? He’s past master of the DC fear machine and current spokesman for Hollywood’s fear-mongers. He recently replaced Jack Valenti as President of the MPAA – you will see Dodd make a brief appearance at tomorrow’s Oscar ceremony – but before that he was “the longest-serving Senator in Connecticut’s history.” Hollywood, meet DC. (Oh – you’ve already met him. See Dave.)

Yes indeed, it is a conundrum. How do you get people to believe your lie when it’s such an obvious one? Dodd – and by extension Hollywood – seems determined to continue trying to convince the herd to move toward their lie that they are trying to prevent theft. And who is for theft? Why, it’s even mentioned in the ten commandments!

Sorry, herd – it’s a fear noise. The internet “battle” isn’t being waged because people want to “steal” from the artist, it’s because the artist no longer wants to agree to a system where the chain of businessmen above them take the lion’s share of the money made from their art. Everyone knows artists make the smallest percentage from their art. It’s the studio heads and network owners and publishers – the owner class – who take the big money. Read the Dodd article carefully – what he’s trying to prevent is excessive profitability moving out of grasp of business and – not into the artist’s pocket. Instead, it remains in the consumer’s pocket.

These guys and gals in the non-creative side have had the artists in a vise for years, and they don’t like it that some artists did the math and discovered that a half a cent per song sold is about what they receive from a big record label anyway, so they might as well take the 1/2 cent per download that iTunes will give them and screw the studio system out of their “profits.” Same goes with the 99 cent book and the “pirated” DVD that Hollywood is holding onto in order to create a false scarcity.

I mean really – who knew that an artist could do math?

But there’s another issue at stake for the owner class: They are threatened with the loss of all that excess profit they gain from maintaining their artificial scarcity business model.

In actual manufacturing there is a very real threat of scarcity. Detroit can only manufacture so many cars, for example, and this limitation created scarcity. But anything existing in the “cloud” economy where, theoretically, an infinite supply exists. This should mean that demand will never outstrip supply, but the owner class is used to the scarcity model, so they are trying to legislate control of the demand.

No one would need to “steal” (their word) a movie or a television show if Hollywood (or New York, to be more precise, since that’s where film and television and publishing are headquartered) would simply distribute the damned thing a little more liberally, but they don’t because they are hooked on artificial scarcity.

Remember when the Harry Potter books first came out? The publishers wanted to maintain a by-now-nonexistent time lag between a London publication date and a U.S. publication date, but fans circumvented their delay and ordered the U.K. edition. In fact, so many fans ordered it from overseas that Scholastic Press rushed up the publication date and afterwards the books had worldwide simultaneous premieres…

… which increased their sales! But did the owner class learn the lesson? No! They still try to create artificial scarcity, but now they want to pass SOPA (or whatever it will be called when they next re-introduce it) so consumers can be arrested for not honoring their artificial scarcity business model, and artists/website owners can also be arrested – for eliminating the need for an owner class.

It used to be that studios and publishers and the like performed some service for the artist. They arranged for publicity and did the editing and manufacturing/publishing. Now they perform none of these services – they even have the customer conned into purchasing their own hand-held printing/recording machine so they don’t have to manufacture as many items – but they still want to be paid as if they still do perform a service.

The new economy didn’t just eliminate the need for a middle class. We no longer need owners. Predators are redundant – and they’re annoying besides. Let’s stop behaving as prey. Stop feeding the beasts!

More zombies

The zombies are coming after me again! Since writing my first “zombie” post I’ve had two encounters with zombies.

First, the other night I had a “zombie story” dream. This particular zombie dream was similar to others I’ve had: There was an adorable preschool boy who was a zombie, and his parents were anguished because of it. They could not kill him – could you kill your own son? They wanted to comfort him, and in the end they did. Yes, it meant he would bite them and they would also be zombies, but he was their little boy!

Then I woke up and realized two things:

    It would make a compelling story.
    It would never be sold because editors only publish “plucky survivor” zombie stories.

See? Sort of the opposite of the “elusive room” dream, where you search and search for a room in a dream that you can easily find in real life. My “adorable zombie” story works in dreams but selling it as a concept is elusive.

Then I came across this offer to take one of my photos and re-design it into a zombie photo. Perhaps not in time for Valentine’s Day, but ideal for any couples occasion. Again, this disconnect between people’s fondness for “adorable” zombies when there’s no market for a story about one.

Why won’t agents and publishers consider a novel with zombies as protagonists?